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[08 Aug 2006|08:20pm] |
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[31 Jul 2006|11:32pm] |
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[27 Jun 2006|06:31pm] |
I've waited so long to say thanks for the geocentricity, guys. I just wanted to let you to know that some of the most awesome messages that have ever told and need to be heard can be found in an ash tray. Let's make this the best livejournal post but we need your help. SOme of the most awesome messages that have ever been heard can be found in my livejournal.
LET ME SAY sincerely, thx for the comments
let's take this to the next level,
AARON
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let's not forget to sow our $1,000 seed of a love offering so Aaron can finally be a real motorcycle man
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[12 Jun 2006|11:35am] |
hey ron white,
ron white and blue,
ron red and white out,
richie ron red and blue lagoon,
and ron red, white and blue laguna beach.
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[23 May 2006|06:12pm] |
Steven Hyde (born c. 1959 or 1960) is a fictional character from FOX Networks That '70s Show, played by Danny Masterson. He is Eric Forman's (Topher Grace) best friend. He is an atypical best friend at best; he is very critical of Eric and holds his friend in very low regard, as opposed to the more common agreeable best friends that act more like sidekicks than actual friends in many other shows. He likes to smoke marijuana and enjoys a good conspiracy theory, especially if it is about the Man overwhelming the people trying to rebel against it. His personal favorite is about a man who built a car that runs on water but "Big Oil" had it destroyed. Most of his deadpan jokes deal with things that are none of his business.
Steven was abandoned by his mother, Edna Hyde (Katey Sagal) who only appeared in three episodes, two of which only her screeching voice calling from inside Hyde's house is heard. The Formans took him in afterwards; he currently lives in a room in their basement. Red actually treats Hyde better than he treats his own son, Eric. He worked at the Foto Hut with his burned out hippie boss Leo (Tommy Chong), until Leo, suddenly, left town.
Hyde's first love interest was a proto-punk girl who ultimately left him to start a punk band in New York. In season 5, the writers revisited a plotline that they used a few years prior and decided to pair him with Jackie Burkhart. Despite initially loathing Jackie for all that she represents (brainless, spoiled, fashion-obsessed, and rich), he has his first real romance of the series with her. When the show started Eric and Hyde both had feelings for Donna Pinciotti (Laura Prepon) but Donna made it clear that she preferred Eric. Hyde still tried to win Donna, to the point that even Fez began to mock him over his repeated failed attempts.
During the episode "The Ski Trip" Hyde made a move on Donna while Eric was out trying to rescue Fez, and kissed her. She was furious and promptly slapped him, effectively ending the infatuation. Eric only found out that Hyde had tried to get Donna for his own the next year, when many of the gang's secrets were revealed during Halloween. After the slap however, Donna and Hyde continued to remain good friends. When Eric bailed out on Donna the day before her wedding, the friend she turns to for sympathy is Hyde, although she does accidentally elbow him off the water tower.
Hyde and Jackie's relationship is a very typical 'opposites attract' set up. They came together during the summer when they found themselves bored with just watching The Price Is Right over and over again. Early on, the relationship was threatened when Jackie screamed "Get off my boyfriend!" when she saw Annette (guest star Jessica Simpson) kissing Kelso on the couch at the funeral for Kitty's father. To say that Hyde was angry would be an understatement, and he decided to break up with Jackie, but she refused to let him. Jackie made it clear that she wanted to be with Hyde but she would probably always have leftover feelings for Kelso on the basis that he was her first boyfriend; Hyde would just have to deal with it and accept it. Hyde eventually forgave Jackie for the slip up, but he remained paranoid for the remainder of the fifth season that the unfinished business between Jackie and Kelso, combined with Kelso's very vocal objections to their relationship, would ultimately come back to bite him in the ass. When he thougth he saw Jackie and Kelso going at it on the couch, he got mad and cheated on Jackie with a hot nurse, only to find out later that he hadn't seen wasn't what he thought he saw. He immediately confessed to Jackie what he'd done, and she broke up with him, even though he said it would never happen again, which was exactly what Kelso used to say. After going through a bitter period of clashing with both Kelso and Jackie, and even unsuccessfully trying to move on, Kelso eventually backed off and tried to get Hyde and Jackie back together, which is eventually what happened. Although they were happy together for a while, the relationship was ultimately destroyed by Jackie's innate need to always be in control and, in particular, her need to know that the relationship would head to a wedding, which secretly bothered Hyde just as much as it had Kelso, if not more so, as Hyde was the product of a broken home.
In season 7 it was established that the man that Hyde thought was his father was not, due to a typical sitcom mix-up (or because Hyde's mother was known to sleep around). Tim Reid (of WKRP in Cincinnati) was brought on in a recurring role as William Barnett, Hyde's true father, who is African-American. Hyde says this explains his "righteous afro and hatred of the Man". His father owns a chain of record stores called 'Grooves' and Hyde runs the shop that is in Point Place, Wisconsin, the setting of the show. Hyde also has a half-sister named Angie who slept with Michael Kelso. Some fans think this plot turn was a sign that the series had jumped the shark.
In the latest season of That '70s Show, Hyde has returned from Las Vegas after witnessing Jackie and Kelso about to have sex. While he was in Vegas, he got drunk and married a stripper named Samantha. In the middle of Season 8, Samantha's real husband shows up unexpectedly, and decides to take Samantha with him back to Vegas. Angry, Hyde suggests that the previous husband should "take a hike and get over it". Samantha then says that she married her previous husband because he promised her many things prior to marriage, and she married Hyde because she was bored. In the midst of the confusion, Hyde, depressed, decides that it would be best for her to go with her previous husband, thus making their existing marriage null and void.
In one of the final episodes, Hyde is seen trying to give up pot and takes up exercising and cooking to get away from the habit, but his friends pulled him back in. He had no significant other in the final episode.
He has worn many t-shirts with musicians on them such as Pink Floyd, John Lee Hooker, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Beatles, AC/DC and Jethro Tull that became part of his character's signature wardrobe along with the sunglasses his character almost always wears even when indoors. Hyde was once caught on videotape dancing to Frank Sinatra singing.
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[20 Apr 2006|05:13pm] |
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hey shitty
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[18 Mar 2006|11:19pm] |
I'm taller than most and shorter than some. I like some trendy bands, and there are some trendy bands that I don't like. I'm taller than most and shorter than some. I like some trendy bands, and there are some trendy bands that I don't like.
I'm taller than most and shorter than some. I like some trendy bands, and there are some trendy bands that I don't like.
Yours truly,
I'm taller than most and shorter than some. I like some trendy bands, and there are some trendy bands that I don't like.
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[08 Feb 2006|02:25pm] |
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[30 Jan 2006|04:29pm] |
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hey ron white
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| WORLD DOMINATION: THE HOWS AND THE WHAT'S IT WHO'S IT. |
[27 Jan 2006|01:59pm] |
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I swear to god I am a caged infant or animal, I think. Swear to Christ I am a jewel encrusted handle or page 2 of 13... So, what this means is, basically, the CIA, FBI or JPUSA cannot stop me, giving me a stake in world affairs. Deliver my declarations to the council because my name is hardhearted. "BUTT SHAPED TATTOOS ON DIRECT TV'S COX DIGITAL CABLE! CEOS AND STOCKHOLDERS SHALL LIE DEAD ON THE SIDEWALKS WHICH WILL LOOK LIKE THAT ONE RADIOHEAD VIDEO!" Maintain my power by contaminating the Whitman's Samplers of my political enemies with the secretions of a blue poison arrow frog. Lead these nasty, Full Throttle drinking chemical burn offs with an iron fist. Lead these people into pane glass windows. Lead them beside still waters, lie with them in green pastures and pane glass windows. "And we worshiped our God and we enjoyed Doritos and Buffalo Rock Pepsi at the Lord's table, Amen."
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[19 Jan 2006|05:13pm] |
IN LESS THAN A DAY WE WILL
BE ON OUR WAY TO SEE BRIGHT EYES.
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[17 Jan 2006|01:15pm] |
Christ, this gentleman, this character will not shut his yapper. I tell him to zip it while putting ciggaratte butts out with my Welbicore, which was manufactured here but he continues to offend.
I Watch old videos of me and Kevin. Watch home movies of me wiping my ass. As a member of the embassy I think I may sit on the couch and watch Mythbusters. Haven't forgotten about it. Don't you forget. Remember that Cribs could be filming across the country, next door or overseas. Remember to buy me some Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard Smirnoff Ice. Could you order some excrement for Mike Capps? I'm sorry. I'm sorry but you need to learn how to live a little. We really could have HAD a blast this past year, two second ripple in a pool at the Gulfarium. Smile for me before we go into Intensive Care 64. It is always sad to come here and see the man who has choked on his Werther's Original."
JESUS WAS ACTUALLY CRUCIFIED FOR THIS SURGE TAB AND THIS PLATE OF DORITOS.
I WILL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH THIS PROOF OF PURCHASE.
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[14 Jan 2006|06:49pm] |
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I LOVE DXM AND FRANK'S DXM.
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[14 Jan 2006|06:36pm] |
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That's right, I am no longer the drummer for Ryan Cabrera.
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